best friends for now !

Best friends forever now

Soooo, ummmmm, yeah, I am going to write about how three words annoy the living shit out of me. Three words, three little words, three tiny stupid words BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!

God how I hate these three words, simply because these three words have been like a freaking curse in my life. Ummmmm so whenever I see pictures of girls pouting (read making the ducky face) and the caption says “bff, love u babes” or any crap for a caption like that all I do is laugh my ass off because all of us including those stupid fools in the picture know that there is no such thing as BFF, it is probably a term a stupid eight year old came up with just because she couldn’t imagine living without her stupid fool of a friend.

What really wakes up the demon inside me and makes me super angry is when someone fakes it , they call that other person bff and the very next second start bitching about them ,oh my oh my what a waste of space , you my dear need to be kicked out of this world and thrown into , I don’t know Pluto maybe, yeah that’s right you don’t even deserve to live on a planet , (apparently Pluto was demoted and is not a planet any more ,Pluto dear I feel your pain! )

Yeah I know that as you read this you are wondering why I am ranting soooo freaking much ???? well I don’t know , it is my blog and I  will rant if I want to.

Instead of faking it the whole time with that other person , why don’t you just use a new term “best friends for now” BFFN it is so much better , it for sure is less work , who the hell has time to commit to someone forever ?? If u really want to be committed there is thing, it is called marriage, you commit yourself to whomever the hell you want and make both your lives a living hell. So leave the forever part behind when it comes to friends because, it simply is boring. Try best friends for now because if that person is as lame as fuck or annoys the life out of you then you can always say “see ya, don’t wanna be ya” and move on to that next awesome person who turns out to be even more obnoxious than your old bffn.

Life is too short to mope around with one person, marriage already takes care of that and makes you suffer that way , even if someone hot as hell walks straight into your arms you can do nothing , because your married and you made some stupid commitment when you were a twenty something fool. Learn a thing or two from Paris she changes her bffs quicker than her clothes.

Like it or not all of us have been hurt by that someone who we called bff ,that’s where we made a mistake if we would not have frightened that person by using the word “forever” or jinxing that friendship by putting in the clause which says you guys need to hang out forever ,then maybe just maybe they would have still been a part of our blessed lives.

 We are no martyrs to forgive that person who hurt us like hell and walked away as if we never existed, then again who has the time to plot revenge???

I am going to listen to what Chuck Palahniuk said

“Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone live a good fucking life, and that’s the best revenge of all-happiness”

So forget that amigo who broke your heart and show him/her/it how you roll.

There are people who have amazing bffs for real, but if you aren’t one of god’s favorite child don’t worry at all , hell is one big rave party and the devil will for sure send you one of his minions to help you have the time of your life. Friendship is a celebration that never ends, so move on from that bff who thinks you aren’t good enough and start celebrating it with friends who don’t give a tiny rat’s ass to anything.

At the end of it all, you live only once, why the hell waste it on just one person???? make a gazillion bajillion trizillion friends and every time you are with them call them your “best friend for now” that way you kill two birds with one stone, you are commitment free and you have made someone’s day by calling them your bffn, yeah I am going to pretend that bffn is a thing simply because I came up with it.

 Drink,make merry and don’t forget to raise a toast to that bffn who is making your life a little more awesome.

To bffn !

-Shruthi