Kissing a frog.

                                                     Kissing a frog right now
Nobody in the world knows what is in store for us, no matter what all the different swamijis  claim, no god damn person knows what is going to happen the next second ,forget what is going to happen in a million years from now. Yes not even Leonardo Di Caprio, inception much???
When we do not know what is going to happen the very next second what is the point in planning our whole future?  Why plan every single move? We aren’t playing a game of chess, please leave that to Vishwanath Anand he knows what he is doing.
Accidents are good, even getting to know that the earth sucks (read gravity) was an accident , Thank You Newton you have done us all proud by discovering something that we do not give an effing damn about. If only Newton would have planned to meet his lovey-dove instead of sitting aimlessly under that apple tree we would never have got to know that the earth sucks. Way to go Newtzz!
Learn a thing or two from Newton, stop planning every little aspect of your life because firstly it is too much work, secondly it almost never works, thirdly it is too mainstream and last of all someone is already playing the part of a planner in your life and he is breaking a leg doing it (read God, if you are an atheist pick the stone moon sun dog cat, anything that works for you)



If you do not stop and smell the roses on your way while you still can, no matter how hard you try someday you cannot because get this YOU ARE DEAD, so go home. When we rewind and think about the life we lived the best memories will be those that happened by chance. Memories are a part of who we are, be it good or bad it will never let us go. Nobody would give a teeny tiny rat’s behind if you tell them about the time you “planned” something and how it all went exactly according to your “plan”. What is the fun in everything happening according to your “plan”??? Where is the drama in that?? Give life a chance, it will never cease to amuse you, life is full of surprises. Even better than the ones that loser of a boy/girl friend plans for you. 
Enough , put your foot down , stop planning , take a chance , bite an apple , lose a shoe , grow your hair long , make your dad marry an evil woman , kiss a frog , drink something funny, that could be the beginning of your fairy tale  ,but you should know the closest you would come to meeting your prince is a cute guy who plays Prince of Persia and the only knight in a shining Armour that you would come across would be a guy in torn jeans and an old t-shirt slaying the hell out of someone while playing God of War. For all you guys out there, you too can kiss a frog if you want to but we all know how that will  make you look , every girl can be a princess or a devil it all depends on how you treat her. It is your choice. Do you plan to make her a princess or a devil??? Choose wisely.
There is more to life than all this planning, dig deep, who knows you might even find a dead man’s chest; when you do, buy the best bottle of rum and drink it sans the fifteen men.
Done reading??? Are you planning on kissing a frog???? if yes god save you , stop planning ,start kissing , yes that person right next to you, if you don’t then you will never know if he/she/it is just a frog or the man/woman/thing of your dreams.
Take a chance there is no better time than right now, move that lazy ass.
-Shruthi


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