Finding co-assholes
Relationships are complicated, relationships are weird, and
every one turns into an asshole when you give a name to the bond that you share
with that other person.
Here are anecdotes from my life where a tag ruined it all
for me.
1.
My first boyfriend- when I was sixteen years
young this guy thought I was pretty and asked me out after 3 months he told me that
he loved me I being the romantic actress that I am I told him “u and I forever”
the second he heard the word forever he took the next bus to kormangala and I never
heard from him.
2.
My second boyfriend- we were having a conversation
about why we were broke as fuck and I told him someday when we get “married” we
will have a million dollars, he ran away with my gold chain and never came
back.
3.
My ex bestfriend- I called her my best friend
forever and she ran away with my ex boyfriend’s money.
4.
Teacher in degree- I told her wow “you are my
most favorite teacher in the world” she took a year off to get a PHD,by the
time she came back I graduated from college.
5.
One short boy- i said “no strings attached” he
left the country whilst banging a few women on the way out.
6.
My pet dog- “I love you to the moon and back eva,you
are my baby” sister-in-law gave her away
7.
Pluto- wow Pluto you are my favorite planet,somebody
asked me to take a seat because Pluto was’nt a planet anymore.
8.
Jesus Christ- you are my savior andddddddddd it
was good Friday.
9.
My sister- I love you so much royni and then the
Canadian embassy approves her visa.
10.
My brother- I write a blog about how big of an
inspiration he is in my life and he moves out of the house.
11.
Pink bow- called her my “yecha magga nigga dude”
didn’t show me her face for 4 years.
My life is like watching a stand up
comedian performing live, I keep laughing even though I am the butt of all
jokes. Some
people run away from commitment, it is their fault that they didn’t let you
love them,it is their loss not yours,.
Even though I am cynical about relationships there are some people who change your whole perspective about bonds, relationships and all that jazz. some people make you believe
in all of this shizz, I have my share of these kind of people, the girl who
gift wraps all my sorrow and puts a pink bow on it,the girl with whiskey in one
hand and a pencil in the other and sketches all my rain clouds into
rainbows,that big sister who sometimes makes me believe that she is pemma in a
mini skirt, that brother-in-law who shoots out an email every time I get stuck
in life,a brother that tells me I look like an aunty when he cannot say I look
pretty,that other brother who comes running when I call him saying I ran out of
fuel,my little baby dia who throws things at me while I am asleep, amma who
shouts at me and stills give me tea when I come back home late,eva who comes
running to lick my face.
Everyone is an asshole,you just need to
find those people who will be co-asshole with you.
Stay stoned until next time,
XO
SHUU
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