Fuck you very much brain.

DAY 10                     21st-MAY-2014

I was AWOL yesterday because i was on cloud nine and three quarters . Have you been so happy that you completely forget what is happening around you until your favourite cousin says "can we go to church tomorrow morning" just to grab your attention. That was my condition yesterday, i forgot to do a lot of things yesterday like eat, sleep, breathe you know the normal. "Can we go to church" almost instantly brought  me down from the cloud i was zoning on.

Talking about forgetting things its funny how we never forget certain things, all the anal things remain in your head and every time you  think of it, you instantly get into "life is fucked up mode".

Things like:
1. Remember that one time in kindergarten you played the "lead" tree in the school musical.
2. That time in school where the girl next to you ate cake while you ate your "oh so jail like" sambar and rice.
3. When the guy you had a crush on called you akka/didi/big sister.
4. When you couldn't get your teacher to acknowledge the awesomeness oozing out of you.
5. When that guy next door  was more attracted to your dog than you.
6. When you got all dressed up and the only compliment you got was "nice chin".
7. When you thought you was the most good looking motherfucker to set foot on earth and then looked into a mirror.
8. Just when you get up to collect your trophy for being awesome, the least awesome person in the room takes it home alongside a huge round of applause.
9. When you got excited to drink mochaa in your lingaree while your best friend drinks mokuh in her lonjarey. (Lingerie and mocha, damn those motherfuckers)
10. When that succubus of a teacher killed your vibe by sending a note home saying "dear parent,too cool for school, please try to reduce the awesomeness in your kid"
11. When you thought kissing in the rain is what you live for and it rained while you walked your dog and your neighbor was eating the face of another, well dog.
12. When the school whore is in a long term  relationship with one good looking huduga.
13. When your mom calls you "eva" aka your dogs name by mistake.ONE MILLION TIMES.
14. When that married friend bangs and gives you details and you throw up in your mouth quicker than Charlie Harper.
15. When you think of that kid from school who had hair sticking out of every visible body part now being "bang worthy of the year".
16. When "the nobody in school,steals president of the year".
17. When fat then skinny whore now calls you "big boned".
18. When dimple on one cheek so i better click a zillion pics gets more likes than obama.
19. When you kissed someone and they cried afterwards.
20.When that teacher said "you are good for nothing". But what she really wanted to say was "teach me how to be awesome".

What can you do ? Shit happens, every once in a while you get all "life is a high class prostitute" who escorts you royally. You know where i am going with this. Well good because i dont know. The point is remember you are the awesomest motherfucker alive, if anyone makes you believe otherwise, lift that finger like flash would.Fast.

Stay stoned until next time.
Xo-
Shuu