Part 1

DAY 11                           22nd-MAY-2014

Things that you should always remember: PART 1
1. The first girl/boy that broke your heart- because you need to inform the karma Gods.
2.First kiss- acts as a yardstick.
3. First time your heart skipped a beat-ignore if you have arrhythmia.
4.  The first time you bitch sldapped somebody-i know they totally deserved it.
5. The first time somebody asked you out-really?? Somebody asked you?
6.First rajini saaar movie- of course it was brilliant.
7. The first time you got belted- if only we were not in India, our parents would be on the wanted list now.
8. That first drag- a wise woman said it is an honour.
9.That best friend who became a whore- her hoo haa is where dragons go to hide now ?
10.Somebody calling you just to say i love you-corny memories make great internet memes.