Fucked up a little bit more!

DAY 13
Not a lot of things are free, if there is anything that is absolutely free that has to be advice...even my two year old niece gives me free advice...

Here is a list of advice that people in my life gave me.:

1. Be a ganjod, dont be a smoker - because smokes are costlier.
2. Nothing is impossible with 4 kgs of weed-  because i asked what i can do with 4 kgs of weed.
3. Comedy pieces are keepers- advice about a boy.
4. Boobs will set everything right- for the times i have a fight with my boy.
5. Get married at least once- its your birthright to make a guy suffer.
6. Today's perversion is tomorrow's intelligence- ask my husband if that's right.
7. Your boyfriend is your bad habit- say good riddance to bad rubbish.
8. Getting high is the answer irrespective of what the question is - i think this piece of advice is a gem.
9. Your ex best friend is a hoe - if only i had taken this advice seriously.
10.  Get married to a coorgi - just because my sister wants to be a part of a coorgi wedding.
11. Date anybody but a tamilian - because they need diversity in the family.
12. Search your brother's hair for weed- if only i found some there.
13. People who have white skin don't lie - racist much ?
14. Anything that comes out off Nitin's mouth is a lie- true story.
15. Try to shut up - when i asked what should i do for people to like me.

If only i took all this seriously, i would be a little more fucked up than i am now. Advice and lectures from teachers need to be heard in one ear and let out in the other. If not what is the worst thing that could happen? Well you will be fucked up a little bit more.

Stay stoned until next time.
Xo-
Shuu