All things illegal

DAY 5                                                                                        15th-MAY-2014

When I say illegal what are the things that come to your mind??

•  1. Abortion-you should have put a sock on it. 
• 2.     Prostitution - clearly our education system has failed us.
• 3.     Child Labor - how about not having kids if you cannot feed them ?
• 4.     Piracy- photocopying has influenced us a lot.
• 5.     Naatu saraku- battery and lizard tails taste awesome,but will kill you
• 6.     Pornography- if only god had given you a banging body you would have stared at yourself all day and not the multiple tabs on your computer screen.
• 7.     Killing- seems like some people can't wait for karma to take care of things
• 8.    Stealing- so many things so little money
• 9    Stalking - there is a line between being interested and obsessed and it is fine.
• 10.  Drugs - failed attempt to ace chemistry.

if you think the above mentioned things are not illegal, go get yourself tested.

 with that being said, what baffles me is how can love be illegal?

 In india, everything is wrong; if you are in love with the opposite sex your parents will fuck your life up and if you are in love with a person of the same sex the law will fuck you in all kinds of creative ways.

Instead of teaching us “love thy neighbor” they should have taught us “love thy neighbor,but first make sure they are of the opposite sex”. Section 377 exhibits our hypocrisy to the world, the father of our nation said ‘where there is love,there is life” but now this quote needs to be changed a little “whene there is love from the same sex, there is jail”. So much for loving your neighbor. 

The lawmakers spend way too much time getting people to hate them, if instead they channeled their creativity in making some of the things that actually must be made illegal, india would have become valarasu(progressed) by now….what kind of things you ask..

•  Illiterate politicians- you need to be able to spell vote before you beg for one.
• Auto-drivers who say “metre mela swalpa”- damn those motherfuckers.

 We could start with politicians and auto-drivers and work ourselves towards other trivial matters like 

• People who spit pan- Picasso was doing it all wrong.
• Water from the foothills of the Himalayas- because water from the tap is too cheap for us, 60 bucks for water is how we roll.
• Partial teachers- they are the worst breed.
• God-men-orange is not the new black.
• Land developers-no thank you i do not want to buy a site in "california city space right next to chenaglpattu highway". I think you get an idea of what i am trying to say.

 So what should you do now? Smoke some weed, oh wait what? Even that is illegal! We must be kidding ourselves, how can a plant be illegal?  

loving my neighbor,do you mind??

Stay stoned until next time,
Xo-
shuu