Hand me the bong buddy.

DAY 2                                                                                                   12th-MAY-2014

Today's topic might be a little controversial...not little..maybe too much...

It all started with my signature ending where i always say "stay stoned until next time"..people felt like i was giving out a wrong message it was as if i was asking people to smoke pot until i publish another blog post...

We say so many things on a daily basis ...does that mean people follow all that ??? When i get angry i say go fuck a cow ,does that imply i want you to do the act of fornicating a cow ?? Absolutely not!! Its just my way of venting out my anger ...

here are a few classic examples which will help you to  not take things quite literally..

1. chuck it in the fuck it bucket- there is no fuck it bucket,i looked.
2. don't get your panties in a bunch-i did a little research,girls do not wear more than one at a time,unless you upset them whilst they clean their underwear draw ,rest assured they wont get them panties in a bunch
3. oh fuck it-do not get excited,put them guns back in. it just means leave it.
4. you are a fucking genius- which guy wouldn't want this title??
5. calm your tits-there is no need for you to run your hands against your bosom,that is just creepy.
6. fuck you very much-it just means thank you.
7. its 9 fucking thirty- not the time to fuck,move your ass and wipe that cheeky smile off your face.
8. fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck-it means i'm happy as hell,dont kill my vibe.
9. fucking god-i messed up,god have mercy on me.
10. you slut,dont be a whore-this means you are my bestfriend and i love you as fuck(for lack of a better word)
11. dont be a pusyy-its physically impossible for you to transform into one,so be a dear and grow a pair,which brings me to the next.
12. grow a pair-of what you ask ??mangoes or pears maybe.go home.
13. holy crap-go ahead bend down and ask for blessings.
14. go blow a ghost- i cannot even keep a straight face while typing this,well you can try
15. motherfucking anything- no mothers were involved,continue praying now.

ok,i know even before reading the second point you would have passed some snide judgmental comment,people tend to believe that anybody who swears like a sailor is bad influence and should be banished from the kingdom,the truth is we do not care,we dont even pretend to search for a fuck to give. 

Being bad mouthed does not make a person  bad,pretending to be a sweet nancy while you secretly wish bad luck to everyone around you makes you one helluva bad person.

 I am not saying that swearing makes a person good,i am just saying judging a person based on how they talk is not cool,it  speaks more about you than that other person, my friends and I address each other as sluts all the time but when we are in the midst of a fight we know that calling the other person a slut would be absofuckinlutely inappropriate.So everyone who has a calamity in their mammaries every time you hear another person swear,sit the fuck down.

However you cannot go to an interview and swear as if it is your birthright,place and time buddy,place and time,it is all about the balance,even though you want to answer the roll call in class like"yeah bitch im here",you can't,because "PLACE AND TIME BUDDY".

nobody cares if you swear here, because i am the fucking boss around here,let the swear fest begin,comment below your favorite curse word/phrase...i am fucking waiting to read it.

Hand me the bong,stay stoned until next time.(I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN A BONG,ITS JUST SOUNDS NICE,HAND ME THE BONG BUDDY)

X0-

SHUU