Being jesus--old and wise

#100DOB DAY 3                                                                                                            13th-MAY-2014

Today was totally uninspiring, even the rabbit roast at anjappar failed to inspire me. When the pink bow asked me about day 3 of #100DOB I asked her to calm her tits because day 3 was not over yet. You see now that is the thing about me, If you are paired with me for an assignment and we have 7 days to prepare for it I will talk about it to you only after six and a half days. You are free to talk to me about anything else; when you bring up the topic about the assignment I will do one of the following four things

 Ø  Immediately change the topic.

 Ø  Introduce you to a bad habit that may involve the use of tobacco.

 Ø  Call you a pussy.

 Ø   Ask you to calm your tits.

Or all the four things depending on the intensity of your enthusiasm to finish the assignment. Get this simple point, due next week means do next week.

The reason behind this obnoxious behavior of mine is simple; nothing makes me more productive than the last minute.If i could have stayed in my mom’s womb a couple of months more then my mom would still be preggers.

A lot of us are like this..does this make us lazy? Abso-freakin-lutely NOT!!! It makes us smart.

If we can manage to learn everything they teach for an entire semester the night before the exam we can do anything, YES WE CAN(sorry I had an Obama moment)

Indian movies will totally justify my love for procrastination, here are a few examples:

 Ø  The hero will wait till the last second to cut the wire in a ticking time bomb-only because he waited till the last second he cut the right wire,if not kaboom.

 Ø  The cops will arrive only after the fight has ended-why do we have to waste the money that we pay the stunt guys,let us see them break a few things, limbs being one of the things.

 Ø   Realize you love that girl/boy only on the night of his/her wedding-see that way that person can enjoy the bachelor/bachelorette party and not get married, talk about having your cake and eating it too.

 Ø  Get to know the “real truth” only when someone dies-this way you can avoid confrontation.

 Ø  You will realize your partner is the son/daughter of your worst enemy only after you have banged a few times-two birds one stone. You avenged the enemy while banging his son/daughter.

I can go on all day about movies and procrastinating, but I have to finish this post and not do a lot of things until the very last second. If anybody calls you a lazy procrastinator, tell them even Jesus waited 30 years to change water into wine, talk about being a responsible alcoholic. The point is the older you get the wiser you become, so wait till the last minute to finish any task, you will be older  and wiser, like yeezus YESHUA.

stay stoned until next time,

XO-

shuu