Candy colored glasses

DAY 8                                     18th-MAY-2014

25 things nobody told me would happen.

1. Quick money means no money.
2.All colleges suck equally. It is not just yours.
3.No you don't love him/her.
4.There are a lot of fishes ,as long as you know to fish dine and dump, if not there are ZERO.
5.The grass is greener on the other side, but wherever you find grass pull it.
6. If she/he has a banging body. Walk away,not a chance.
7.Remember  as a kid you swore you wouldn't do certain things, you are going to do all that and more.
8.Your heart is going to break, more than once.
9.High school sweetheart is always going to be your sweetheart.
10. Friends are not always friends, beware of hoes.
11. You will be broke, 8 days a week.
12. You will fall  in love multiple times.
13. You will find amazing people, only after you get banged and bruised. Hold onto those people.
14. If you get fat you will spend 29 hours a day thinking of ways to lose weight.
15. Sometimes you will amaze yourself.
16. Sometimes you will want to kill yourself.
17. Sometimes you will want to kill others.
18. Never date a guy/girl with a funny name.
19. You are awesome, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
20. Karma is a bitch.
21. Life will never cease to amuse you.
22. The word best friend is jinxed.
23. Family comes first.
24. Friends become family.
25. Pink bow and whiskey are your candy colored glasses.

And im glad that nobody did.

Stay stoned until next time.
Xo-
Shuu